We the People
In order to form a more perfect evening
Establish freshness
Disrupt domestic tranquility
Provide for the common litness
Promote the general swellfare
And ensure the blessings of reverie
To ourselves and our posteriors
Do ordain and establish this event page.

My fellow Americans, Permanent Residents, Visa Holders, Immigrants (of all kinds), and general Citizens of the World, the US Presidential Election of 2016 2020 2024 is fast upon us and it is shaping up to be still more momentous than 2016 or 2020. In light of this, The Penthouse Innovation Institute, in both formal and informal (but mostly informal) collaboration with numerous other think tanks, NGOs, federal departments and ex-Washington-big-wigs, is pleased to sponsor The PResidency 2024, a series of events around and leading up to the Presidential Election of 2024, including presidential debates, town halls, and full, nonstop, absolutely perpetual and unflinching election night coverage. 

Best of all, you will have a voice in this event! The final event, Election Night, promises to be greatest and most infamous political get-together since Andrew Jackson's inauguration party. An event of such magnitude could not possibly be put together alone, so I implore any of you civic-minded fellows to be alert for the announcement of some crucial positions (The JOINT Chiefs of Staff, Majority Lit, Marco Doobie-o, etc.) to which you will be elected by your peers. Just like this great nation, and all democratic nations and systems of this world, we will only succeed together and with enthusiastic and engaged participation, so I urge every single one of you to get involved, register, and subscribe

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